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Steve Sanders vs Sharks

Sharknado (2013)

A look at Sharknado - the Asylum/SyFy Channel's ridiculous disaster movie about - you guessed it - tornadoes full of sharks.

Mac and Me and Coca Cola

Mac and Me (1988)

The infamous E.T. ripoff "Mac and Me" is like a 90 minute commercial for Coke, Sears, and McDonalds. And a terrible one at that.


Gymkata (1985) – Kurt Thomas, Tetchie Agbayani

Gymkata stars Kurt Thomas, competing in a deadly game in the fake country of Parmistan, using a combo of gymnastics and karate. It's bad... and hilarious.

Matt Hannon is Samurai Cop!

Samurai Cop (1991) – Amir Shervan, Robert Z’Dar

Samurai Cop is a bad movie gem from Iranian director Amir Shervan, starring Robert Z'Dar and a long-haired beefcake named Matt Hannon.

Adventures of Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor

Adventures of Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor (2011)

Do you think Marvel's recent Thor and Iron Man movies are too polished and well-acted? Give Adventures of Thunderstorm: The Return of Thor a try!

Miami Connection (1987)

Miami Connection (1987)

Miami Connection is a cheesy martial arts action/drama from 1987 set in Orlando (!) featuring ninjas, bikers, and musicians skilled in Taekwondo.

KISS meets Phantom TV 1978

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)

Rock band KISS meets the phantom of the park (well, mad scientist Anthony Zerbe) in this cheesy 1978 made-for-tv special.

Howling 2 puppet show

Howling 2 aka Howling II : Your Sister Is A Werewolf (1985)

Christopher Lee and Sybil Danning in "Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf,". Howling 2 is one of the worst sequels ever.